I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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