Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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