'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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