I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
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Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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