I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
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The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
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Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
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