I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
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I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
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So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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