You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Pooping to opera.
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