can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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