Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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