You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
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I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
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I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
Do you think he will let me wear my neck fan while he throws my back out?
Please shut the fuck up.
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