since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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