Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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