can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
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All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
My penis needs a shock collar
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
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