so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
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He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
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ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
I've decided that my night was probably over when I started eating the penne vodka with my hands.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
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