i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I just took a shit in a BP station. It seemed appropriate since they are shtting in our ocean.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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