i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
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Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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