the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
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Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
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