Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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I'm from 818
This is one of the funniest/ most random texts ever:)
I really wanna know why there were tiny rocks involved...
Have you ever had a pop rocks blow job? Don't knock 'till you try it!
This makes me happy
Wait why is sand/rocks involved in sex..?
Pop rocks are good if your blowin a guy...that's what I heard anyway;)
I just loled
Tiny rocks = sand.
It's not that hard to figure out, dudes. xD
Welcome to having sex outside in southern California. Or anywhere that used
To be under water in a prehistoric era.
This is a Dan Savage quote. Go read Savage Love - it's funnier than most of this site - and stop pretending this text is original.
...what the hell?
Tiny rocks = diamonds I'm guessing
You just got gravelled.
Someone just got fruity pebbled. Or stoned. Up to you
Haha. Ah gotta love the 818 :)
I lost my virginity to a pile of rocks when I fell off of my bike!!!
Really now.... That's just dandy
Unless the rock is made of crack. Then it's a f'ing good time.
Now one of my fab all time quotes ^