We named our party play list daddy issues
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
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