There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
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The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
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Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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