You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
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First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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