ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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