Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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