You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
you told all the 17 year old girls at the party that your mating call was "I glitter in the sun"
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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