A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
My bed smells like the plague
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