She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
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