you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
After skinny dipping in your pond, I think me and tequila have added a whole new dynamic to our relationship.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
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That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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