apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
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Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
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I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
how drunk are you?
Several
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
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