Hey man sorry I got all grabby
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
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we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Horrible. I told her my girlfriend is in the hospital and she tried to give me a lapdance.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
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