I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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