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32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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