You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class