Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Someone signed my nipple.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am