I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.