She's JV to your varsity
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
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went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.