do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted