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Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
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