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Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.

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Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.

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The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.

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We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.

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I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."

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Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.

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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.

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