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i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
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