I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
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he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?