You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
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I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.