I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
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Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad