You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
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