Last Night in The Netherlands (+31)

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  bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.

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  Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes

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  He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?

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  Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though

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  I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.

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  its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland

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  Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair

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  Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing

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  No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.

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  Somehow she talked me into getting my dick pierced, weird first date.

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  The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'

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  I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.

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  So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?

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  Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend

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