she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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