you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
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when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
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His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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