...so i touched it.
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
