She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize
