is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
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I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
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