Is it normal to miss your booty call?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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