Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
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I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
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You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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