just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
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Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
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The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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